You know what’s ridiculous? When soulless mega-corporations try to capture the urban youth market by using street slang in their advertising. What's even better is when they have absolutely no idea what that slang actually means. Case in point? Check out the McDonald’s banner advertisement at the top of ESPN's page.

For those of you who aren’t cool enough to be up on the lingo, “I’d hit it” means “I’d have sex with it.” It’s used when a guy sees a hot chick, after which he says, “Mmmm, I’d hit it.” In other words, according to McDonald’s this guy is looking to sex his cheeseburger?

Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum... I'm loving it.....
Don't be amazed that this ad didn't stay up long...